Haiku Review: Rampage

Rampage
Written by Ryan Engle and Carlton Cuse and Ryan J. Condal and Adam Sztykiel
Directed by Brad Peyton


HAIKU REVIEW

Huge beasts smash stuff;
While The Rock does The Rock things;
I go home happy.


RATING:
**Watch in Theater Immediately**
Pickup at Redbox Upon Release
Stream on Netflix/Watch on Cable
Don’t Waste Your Time


ADDITIONAL THOUGHTS:

Look, I know full well this isn’t a great film, but oh man is it a lot of fun. I hold no illusions here. I wanted to see The Rock do his thing while huge amounts of destruction rained down and I was not disappointed. Add in Jeffery Dean Morgan having a great time chewing scenery, two villains that approach legendary levels of camp and an enormous gorilla quite fond of obscene hand gestures, and I have nothing to complain about. This won’t be the same at home, so if you’re at all interested, go find a huge screen to watch this on.


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